Every once in a while I like to stick my head out the window, look up at the sky & smile for a satellite picture.

I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier... I put them in the same room and let em fight it out.

Why is it a penny for your thoughts but you got to put your two cents in? someone is getting a penny.

I once got poison oak on my brain and the only way I could scratch it was to think about sand paper.